Zesty Armpit Dance

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Friday, September 29, 2006

seriously, the worst band name ever

If you're going to use images on your band flyer, make them cool, interesting or edgy. No one will be allured by a creepy, disembodied hand holding a pubic hair.

If anyone I know ever turns to me and says, "Hey guys, wanna go check out the Mellow Dudes down at Java Beach Cafe?" I will stab them in the neck repeatedly with whatever object I happen to be holding at that moment.

WOMAN MURDERED, BURRITO-INFLICTED STAB WOUNDS

I'm really fixated on the arm/hand in that photo, because when I first saw it my mind said, "churchy." And I think I know why.

posted by Freewendy @ 9:08 AM  

1 Comments:

  • At 9:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Miss Zesty complains about a creepy image....then fantasizes about committing murder....then fantasizes about the publicity the murder will generate.....then admits that she, while not allured, is "really fixated" on this image (injecting a religious connection that isn't there)......let me guess:...she's edgy....she's cutting herself.....

     

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