a thoughtful note

Dear Men,

Please stop wearing denim shorts. It's bad enough that you're wearing shorts, but wearing denim shorts is unforgiveable.



How about leaving something to the imagination? Your doughy calves, though not an intimate area of the body, are just as sickening to the general public as your pasty, lumpy bellies. So let's keep them both covered up, okay?

This may be difficult for you to understand because "everyone else is doing it" and you "really don't care about fashion or trends," but let me summarize the endless list of reasons you should avoid this look with a simple illustration of how just a little of men's exposed leg skin goes oh-so far:



Sincerely,
Women