so wise are the children
from Malik, age 4: "Wendy, did you ever taste beer? I think beer is gross. It tastes like...beer. Champagne is good. It's good and it tastes really good. You put it into a special glass with a bow, but it's not a lady glass. It tastes like juice because champagne is juice." Someone is teaching this kid well. I have faith in the public schools!
Yesterday, I received a bottle of wine in the mail from a friend who recently visited Cakebread Winery in Napa. The box was sent via FedEx who had printed on the box “Do not deliver this box to an intoxicated person.” Must be some kind of general warning they have to put on there, but it made me feel pretty damn good about myself because I was SOBER when I got it at 1:00 in the afternoon. See, I’m acting like a 30 year old already!
Yesterday, I received a bottle of wine in the mail from a friend who recently visited Cakebread Winery in Napa. The box was sent via FedEx who had printed on the box “Do not deliver this box to an intoxicated person.” Must be some kind of general warning they have to put on there, but it made me feel pretty damn good about myself because I was SOBER when I got it at 1:00 in the afternoon. See, I’m acting like a 30 year old already!
posted by Freewendy @ 2:26 PM
1 Comments:
At 1:29 AM,
Jefferson said…
Things make sense now. I ordered some porn a while back. When the Fed Ex guy came to my door, he looked at me and immediately withdrew the package stating, "this'll have to be delivered at another time." I asked why and he showed me the package warning: Do not deliver to a horny person.
I use UPS now.
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