doin' lines with the Lord

I'm always NASA bashing, so today I'd like to thank the money-sucking losers for finally discovering something cool: the Lord's cocaine.

NASA recently blasted some of their Bush-approved robots into space and captured some grains of stardust that represent pristine samples of the primitive powder that came together to form the sun, the nine planets and everything else in the solar system, including human beings. Human beings came from this magical space dust and the science people said so. Will this discovery shed any light on evolutionary theories about the origin of life, origin of the human species, the geological history of the Earth, the formation of the solar system, and the origin of the physical universe? Or are we all going to HELL?

Someone dipped their religious faith in my scientific views! Perhaps one could argue that God, on the 7th day, created the extraterrestrial material (aka the Lords blow) so it could evolve over gazillions of years? Dirt or human soul dust? The Lord's nose candy or Science's slamdunk? YOU decide! As for me, I'm going back to some more all American news.....the Oscars are coming!