Rod's pooch

I happened to flip by American Idol a few weeks ago, and noticed that Rod Stewart was on. You know, crusty old man from the 70s that fancies himself sexy, despite the fact that he's uglier than a witch's bum. It's disturbing that Rod is connected with anything mainstream in this century, but hey I guess that's the power of cross marketing. As it turns out, "artists" who appear on American Idol see immediately boosts in record sales due to the fact that Americans have no taste and love to be spoonfed. Anyway, it reminded that if Rod has a dog, then this illustrates exactly what his dog would be like:
He shits flamey poo! No wonder why all the neighbors want to move.