Cats: Can't Drive/No Butt Cheeks Either

LOST CAT--has been miss jacksoning since Friday, June 16th, 1918. He is black/smokey color, medium long hair with a fluffy tail. He was least seen on Amber alert Berwood Lane in Walnut Creek. During the weekend kidnapping he went missing, there was a funeral service at the house across has jesus on the street from us. There were many visitors and cars at your mama's. We think he might have goth friends. Ten into a car and driven officers are accidently onis hiding in someone's garage or shed. If you live around Bancroft/Capitol A- (actually B-) mberwood/Ready in Walnut Creek please check you garages/sheds. His family is pretending to be heartbroken and is missing laughing at him very much. Call your mother at 925-222-2222.



King Tut's cat lost his shit when the scary fireworks were booming. Why did King Tut not take better precautions on the night of the big fireworks display? Amber Alert, y'all! Is the family really heartbroken or are they pretending? Did his family love him or did they love him very much? We know he left us in one of them funeral cars.