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You've probably heard about E!'s nightly reenactments of the MJ case. Fucked up as that is, it's probably entertaining. I wouldn't know because I don't have cable and I find all my amusement in cable access, channel 29. Anyway, i stumbled upon this photo on the internets, and my brakes came to a screeching hault.



THIS is the babe they are having play MJ in the reenactments!?!?! HUH!? What is wrong with the world and why are the evildoers at E! making me find this psuedoMichael to be attractive. The last thing I need right now is to find myself attracted to anything even remotely related to the modern-day Michael. I work with children, for godsake! I think I will go scrub my entire body with bleach now. Thank you. Goodbye.