pantsaholic

My coworker brought in some clothes that he didn't want anymore to see if anyone wanted his hand-me-downs. He did spring cleaning and came up with 35 pairs of jeans that he doesn't wear anymore. THIRTY-FIVE PAIRS of jeans. His wife counted the ones that he wants to keep, and there are 25 pairs. They all look the same to me, baggy & thuggish.

I own exactly one pair of jeans. I bought them for six dollars at Goodwill. I noticed last week that they have a dime-sized patch of crotch rot, but I am planning on wearing them anyway. I'm actually hoping the hole gets a little bigger so I can patch it up and trick people into thinking they are viewing my underwear.