I HATE

I found this piece of paper in a notebook from 2004. In the margin, I wrote "hate, hate, hate, hate (sorry, but I hate it)"

I hate:

1. bad karaoke

2. Elton John, Alanis Morisette

3. Rotten won ton smell

4. Old Sac o' shit O' Sullivan

5. Lotsa stuff (cowboy hats bad lyrics)

6. Effen (R) vodka (illuminated like the Lord)

7. Pigeons & those who feed them

8. Van Halen after David Lee Roth

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(how Julie made her first million)