Christmas-hater needs advice

It's no secret that I'm not a big fan of Christmas. To me, it's a holiday that's totally disconnected from its origin that has become part of the American culture largely because Americans love shopping. Most families buy each other a lot of stuff that they don't need or want because they are driven by the cultural pressures to celebrate this holiday. An example of this is at my workplace, where we are forced to join in on the 'Kris Kringle Exchange.' You know, you draw a person's name from a hat and have to buy them something because it's Christmas and that's what people do on Christmas. This is almost painful for me. Given the choice, I would honestly select the "Indian sunburn" option, if it existed. Shit, I'd even take an extra day of menstrual cramps.

So this year, I picked the name of my coworker's wife. Don't ask my why randomly selected spouses names are in the hat, for I have no clue. I don't know the first thing about this woman's hobbies, style, interests, or lifestyle. All I know is that she married the man whose name I picked in last year's exchange. Because he's the IT guy, I got him a subscription to Wired magazine, which went over well. But I'm all out of clever ideas for this family. This i know: The have two kids age 4 and 2, they don't drink alcohol, and they listen to Christian music.

gulp.

All signs are pointing to gift card, and this is NOT the kind of thing you can sneak by with a gift card. This isn't the cool game where you get to snatch the bottle of booze away from a person and give them your snowglobe. It's a gift exchange for keeps, where you are committed to shopping for the name you selected. Last year, there were necklaces and fishing poles and gifts based on inside jokes being passed all around.

Please help me survive this Chrismas. What would you buy ($20-25 limit) for a 35-ish year old woman that fits this description? Oh yeah, I must add one more thing...the obligatory "Bah humbug!"