i took notes

Last night, I took some meeting notes as we chatted. As a whole, they are overwhelming. They may even confuse those who missed the meeting. Let me summarize.

Tears for Fears are both hotly hated and nostalgically loved. Though, no matter how hotly hated they are, they will always be better than Elton John.

Sleep-riding 70s children are creepy, with their stick straight hair and their powers of levatation.

We love Vanessa for her WHO GIVES A FUCK attitude. She's not shy about offending and scaring Texans while on a plane in Texas. This embarrasses some of us and we fear for her "no fly list" status, but we still love her a lot anyway. It's doubtful that she'll ever meet her equal.

New technology has developed the 10:15 machine, which has a dial that spies on all your friends. Most of them are already where they are going. All of them are drinking and half of them are stoned. Not surprisingly, the same views were available looking through the 8:15 machine.

At 8:15 in Colorado Springs, Colorado, the freaky people at New Life Church are sharing tips about Christian Dog Walking, according to Pastor Ted Haggard. When viewed through the 10:15 machine, Pastor Ted was seen giving a mean blowey, holding a ten dollar bill and a half-empty bottle of Zima.