God Hates Fags but Loves Hetero Matrimonial BDSM

Sometimes I just want to stop reading the newspaper. I think it might make me a happier person. I mean, I'm pretty happy in general, but when I learn that "President" Bush is yet again pulling out the last trick left in his bag ("the gay marriage" trick, that is), well then I just want to go home and take a long nap. Mondays are hard enough, but reading that the President of your country wants to change the Constitution to permanently render me a second-class citizen...well that's just rude.

He's begging the Senate to approve a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, saying that "Marriage is the most fundamental institution of civilization, and it should not be redefined by activist judges. Our policy should aim to strengthen families, not undermine them." I still can't grasp the whole sanctity of marriage thing. Are all married couples sanctimonious? How about Travis Frey, a church-going all-'Merican father of two. He wrote up a bizzare, elaborate 4-page contract for his wife that dictates her bedtime and what she must wear to bed, when and how she should shave her pubic hair, sexual assignments, and the choice to wear non-thong underwear during her menstrual cycle. Read more about this sanctimonous man-woman marriage here: "Contract of Wifely Expectations." Is Travis Frey more pious than me, constitutionally speaking?