That's what you get for raping grandma!

It was discovered recently, by myself and leading Diaperologist Brimomma Miller, that there is actually a secret 10th planet in the solar system. The discovery of the additional planet has shocked most Earthlings who until now believed that the core of planet Earth was entirely made of liquid magma goo and other various chemical compounds. In fact, the core has been revealed to be an entire planet called Diaper Planet. Diaper Planet is made of 100% poo-filled discarded disposable diapers.




Most people think when they throw away their baby's shitstained plastic underpants that they end up with the billions of other diapers clogging the overburdened landfills. Oh no! Science has revealed that they magnetically attract each other and over time, have created a new planet. Fortunately this planet has a mission--to stop crime. From now all, all rapists and murders will be sentenced to Diaper Planet. Starting.....now!